In no particular order
* When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
* Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
* Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
* [Read the rest]
A good way to start a monday….
And face is on a roll with this today as well
(Via Mind-NOX.)